Fuck you, Mayo Clinic. Fuck your doctors, nurses, staff, and patients. Fuck you all. I’m the Vice President, and I don’t need no stinking mask.
UPDATE:
Here was Toad Boy’s explanation:
“As Vice President of the United States I’m tested for the coronavirus on a regular basis, and everyone who is around me is tested for the coronavirus. And since I don’t have the coronavirus, I thought it’d be a good opportunity for me to be here, to be able to speak to these researchers these incredible healthcare personnel and look them in the eye and say thank you.”
The good people at the Mayo Clinic could tell you that you can be exposed and initially asymptomatic before becoming symptomatic. During this time, you can be ragingly contagious.
Also…and doctors, help me out with this…I didn’t know that wearing a mask rendered one unable to (1) talk; or (2) look people in the eye.
Finally, a nice way to say “thank you” is by being respectful of hospital protocols and by setting a fucking example.