Rape Liars

Scene I:

Woman: I was raped.
Man: Really?
Woman: Yeah. It was awful.
Man: Were you wearing something slutty? Were you drinking? Were you walking alone somewhere at night? Were you on a date and fooling around with the guy?
Woman: Why would you ask me that?
Man: So I can figure out if you’re telling the truth.
Woman: Well, I just told you what happened.
Man: Yeah, I need some evidence.
Woman: Why would I lie about that?
Man: To get attention and money. Also because some women have sex with a guy and then regret it but don’t want to admit it.

Scene II:

Man: Some asshole hit my car!
Woman: Really?
Man: Yeah. It was awful.
Woman: Was it a flashy car? Were you in a bad section of town? Did you do something to provoke someone? Are you sure you didn’t just back into something?
Man: Why would you ask me that?
Woman: So I can figure out if you’re telling the truth.
Man: Well, I just told you what happened.
Woman: Yeah, but I need some evidence.
Man: Why would I lie about that?
Woman: To commit insurance fraud. Also, because some guys are shitty drivers but don’t want to admit it.

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